I had a dream that Obama had sex with Elaine Benes from Seinfeld, and afterward they were lounging post-coitally in the front seats of, was it a Subaru? And the sun was shining on their faces, intense sun, and Obama said, "I haven't got this much sun since I went fishing."

And I was standing outside the car, in front of it, and I thought, "Only a few weeks and he's cheating on us already?"