Tuesday, May 25, 2010

I dreamt that I invented a device called the Etruscan Head Clamp. It looked like a gladiator helmet. The EHC was used on customers who check out samples of carpet & linoleum & it would squeeze one's head like a vice until the samples were returned to the flooring department.


David Grove said...

I need one of those for people I lend books.

Radish King said...

Oh my god this is such a great piece of flash fiction. I mean it could be. I mean I enjoyed this a tremendously a lot more than the last 2 books I've read 1 of which was Madame Bovary.