Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Last night I dreamed that Trump was elected President and I joined a citizen militia whose goal was to hide and care for illegal immigrants. I had a gun and everything, and we were hiding people away in little houses in the middle of the woods. In the dream I was like, wow, I never thought this day would come.

Monday, January 11, 2016

In my dream, Barack Obama (who was not president, but a scientist) told me to apply for an NEA.